No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You don't make any sense
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