Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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