I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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