My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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