i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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