Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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