So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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