Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
