Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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