You just made me feel so damn special
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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