You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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