Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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