I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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