Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
