His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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