? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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