if i can run in heels then i can drive
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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