Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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