I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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