with your own penis?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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