bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
P.S. I can't hear my feet
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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