I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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