I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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