So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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