Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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