Dual....:-)
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
