Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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