I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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