You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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