Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
There was a lot of him and a little penis
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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