So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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