I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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