doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
the liver wants what the liver wants
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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