Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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