How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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