are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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