For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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