he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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