And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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