We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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