There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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