Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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