Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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