Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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