Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize