found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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