some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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