how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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