she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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