did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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