that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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