when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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