nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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