Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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