your parents love me but you hate me
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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