I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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