Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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