Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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