This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
